Install Theme
Life of A Fangirl

10knotes:

newyearnewhummus:

HEY LITTLE GUY IF ANYBODY EVER TELLS U UR DUMB DNT BELIVE THEM BC U GRADUATED I COULDN’T EVEN DO THAT GOOD JOB LIL ANIMAL

(Source: lepus, via sambiewisegamgee)

deducecanoe:

wherehaveallthescullysgone:

isis-:

seekingtheunordinary:

deathbeforediet:

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)

HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????

SHOCKED when I got to the bottom and saw “Joan Rivers”

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

that is the best use for that quote i have ever seen…

Reblogging for the accuracy of that quote

She used to have this great bit where she talked around abortion and birth control and EVERYONE knew what she was talking about, but she never said it. She was really progressive. I don’t know. I think her husband’s suicide was when her career started to turn. THey worked together on her career and I think not just that lack of partnership, but the way losing someone like that screws you up really put her onto the path where she is now.

(via croatoan-catstiel)

ussmckirk:

Steve Rogers is my fitness role model.

In other words, I too want to be injected with a magical serum that’ll give me the perfect body in mere seconds without my having to do any exercise whatsoever.

(via castiels-graceless-booty)

"You were a shooting star amongst ordinary stars." -Jack (1996)

R.I.P Robin Williams

(Source: tiarnetheturtle, via the-dalek-in-221b)

i-wanna-be-a-starship-ranger:

hellolaurenlopez:

cottognapple:

iwannabeapigfartstarshipranger:

italiham:

butterfliesthebeautiful-kind:

accend:

doughnot:

those text posts where every single comment is pure gold

pure gold

Pure gold

Pure gold

Pure gold

pure gold

Pure gold

pure gold

(Source: doughnot, via castiels-graceless-booty)

muirin007:

everymanhybrid-fandom:

fenton-ann:

Did Tim Burton just nail how everybody feels when they have a crush on someone they know doesn’t like them back?

I LOVE THIS MOVIE

IT TEACHES PEOPLE THAT IF SOMEONE DOESINT LOVE THEM BACK,THAT IF YOUR REALLY LOVE THEM THEN YOUD LET THEM GO INSTEAD OF BEING PISSED OFF AT THEM FOR IT

SHE FUCKIN HELPS THEM GET BACK TOGETHER IN THE END AT THATS WHAT SETS HER FREE 

I LOVE THAT

It also teaches you not to wander around 19th century forests at night practicing your marriage vows because Helena Bonham Carter might accidentally come back from the dead and force you into mummy matrimony.

(via the-dalek-in-221b)

exxst:

too accurate

(Source: scribble-outside, via the-dalek-in-221b)

" If you love it, we will kill it "

- Osric’s catchphrase for the show (via misha7collins)
Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
Me: *turns up music*
Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
Me:
Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
Lady cop: I can make that happen.
Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
Entire train: *applauds*